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Bingo Palace

Want a quick and easy way to build your own bingo palace? Well, the truth is, there is no way to guarantee a win at bingo, but there are a couple of easy ways to make your bingo hut turn into something more of a bingo palace.

The first step toward a bingo palace is card selection. Card selection, sure buddy, that’s the way to win at bingo. Now’s where you laugh, because, like I said from the get go, there is no way to guarantee a win at bingo, and I’m sure I’ll say it again. But there are ways to better your chances. There are 1,474,200 different possible bingo cards, makes it seem even more impossible, huh? But you have to think about some of these bingo cards. Every possible combination, that means there’s a bingo card with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 running down the B row, and possible the same unlikely scenario in the I-N-G-O columns. The odds are less likely for balls in such a patterned sequence to appear. That cancels out about a million of the bingo cards, still leaving you 474,200 to choose from. The real key is finding a really random bingo card that looks right to you. Mathematically you cancel out sequence, but it still comes down to luck and feeling.

Luck and feeling, I can’t use these words enough when it comes to bingo halls and online bingo rooms. Choosing the right bingo card is the foundation of your bingo palace, but the structure, the reason you live there, is the luck and the feeling. You need to play in a bingo hall that you feel good in. You need to find an internet bingo room with a chat room that you enjoy contributing to. Bingo is about socializing, relaxing, having fun. The last thing you want to be is uptight because the lady next to you is smoking too many cigarettes, or, even worse, paranoid because they don’t allow you to smoke in the bingo hall. It’s not going to make you lose, but it’s going to distract you from the caller and the game. The same thing applies to online bingo rooms. You’re there to play internet bingo and have fun. If you have some idiot making jokes about bingo in the chat room you’re going to be more worried about him than your bingo cards. Or if you have a chat room that’s more like a blank page what’s the point of even playing? An uncomfortable bingo hall or an awkward online bingo room chat will take away the fun and then you’ll just end up playing to win. That’s the wrong way to play bingo. You’ll end up spending more money and walking away with a bad taste in your mouth.

A bingo palace is not built with money. It’s kind of like a state of mind, a happy feeling, the bingo palace in the back of your head, a place where the real world stops and you can just release. The real key, beyond all the tricks to help you win, is finding a place where you can have fun playing bingo and not worry about a damn thing else. Now that’s what I call a bingo palace.